Q: Why did God made Liquor?
A: So Ugly Wemen can get laid:lol:

Q:Why is Masturbation better than Intercourse?
A: 1.Because you know who youre dealing with
2.You dont have to be polite afterwards
3.Its safe
4.Its FREE!!!



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"The GODS call to me,they bid me to take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla.Where the brave shall live forever!!!!