Pick-up lines ng mga malulufet .
(snoopy did it again) idol talaga... hehehe

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!!
para ma-develop tayo!!

:)4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

:)5. Can i take your picture??

*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

:)6. Exam ka ba??

*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

:)7. Lecture mo ba ako??

*** lab kasi kita..

:)8. Centrum ka ba??

*** kasi you make my life complete!!

:)9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

:)10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

:)11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

*** kasi type kita..

:)12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

*** coz i can't last a day without you!!

:)13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

:)14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

*** single kasi ako eh..

:)15.Me lisensya ka ba??

*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

:)16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

:)17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa

:)bang iba?? Wa! la na akong maisip eh..

*** coz all i ever think of is you..

:)18. I'm a bee..

*** can you be my honey??

:)19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??

*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag mawala ka sa buhay ko..

:)20. Am i a bad shooter??

*** coz i keep on missing you..

:)21. May lahi ka bang aswang??

*** feeling ko kasi ikaw yung other half ko eh..

:)22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

:)23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
:)24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

*** because you give meaning to my life..

:)25. Bangin ka ba??

*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

:)26. Pustiso ka ba??

*** kasi, can't smile without you..

:)27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

:)28. Me butas ba puso mo??

*** kasi! natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

:)29. Anung height mo??

*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

:)30. Hey, did you fart??

*** coz you blew me away!!

:)31. Sana "T" na lang ako..

*** para i'm always right next to "U"
:)32. Are you Jamaican??

*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

:)33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop BAGAY tayo BAGAY tlga tayo

:)34. Ako ay isang exam kaya sagutin mo na ako...

hahaha!
NICE ONE SOLDIER!!
ETO-ETO!!

ARE YOU A MICROWAVE OVEN??
-COZ YOURE MAKING ME HOT!
IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST?
-COZ YOUR THE BOMB!

The best pick-up line in the world : Magkano?

It works well.3 out of 5.

bochi: a hundred bucks sez i can kiss your lips without touching them
girl: two hundred dollars say you can't.
bochi: (after kissing the girl...) ok. here's your two hundred bucks.hehehehe

NICE ONE...... eto ayos

karayom k b??????????

liit kse butas mo....... hahahaha

bwahahahahaha pwedeng pwede sayo yan... pero duda ko lang masasampal ka.hehehehe

hahahahahah..... d lng sampal aabutin mo..... cgurado basag..... hashahaha

hahahaha!!
bakit masikip ba??biglang ganun!.
SAMPAL!! hahaha!

bat alam mo?????
cguro natry mo n....haahhah

bwahahahaha ewan ko lang sa inyo pero ito pinaka effective na pickup line ko... im single... and im sure you know that because your hands are already in my pants.hehehehe

or try this one... wanna go somewhere else... kasi kanina pa ako nagiinit dito eh.hehehehe

how 'bout "so, what do you like for breakfast?"

ei,mhirap din kung d ako mgshare ng mga killer pick up lines ko.. nway, just try thi if ever you could, this shit works for 1 nyt standers in bars..

"ney adeng, apay agawid kan?.."
(if she replys yes then say this punchline)
"kasjay ngarud lattan?.."

..if she smiles, thats the buying signal and thats when you close the deal.. yebaahh!! hehehe

WARNIG: this is not for the faint hearted.. ask hellboi for proper instructions.

bwahahah e pano kung sabi sayo habang ihahatid mo na... ganito: apay? agawid tan?hehehe edi diretsong liko na yan dba?hehehe sabay sagot... edi wag muna.hehehehhe

pick up line: your place or mine? or tata cua bee's?hehehehe

mga master sa kalokohan..... hahaahhaha

it works... u should try it some time.hehehehe

now i believe n " experience is the best teacher"....... hahahaha

balik sa mga pick up lines...

hey! how u doin'?hehehehe

or better yet... feel my hands and u'll know why the women love me.hehehehe

game pick up line ulit


effective to..........

I made a wish and you came true..... pwede n??????? hahahahahaha

nyahahahahaha i made a wish... so what the hell are you still doing here?hehehehehe

mas ok ata "magkano?" abangan mo nga lang kung ano dadapo sa mukha mo!!!!! ha ha ha.....pang pick up talaga!!!!! magkano?

uu nga noh..... hahahahah
tlgang maparaan ka!!!!!!!!! ahahahahah

effective nga "magkano?" i used it last nyt.....sa quezon ave......ha ha ha!!!!!

galing mo...... hahahaha

take it from the experienced....try nyo....pwede rin sa timog, morato and makati ave...

memorize....... "experience is the best teacher".... hahahah mukang talo c BOCHI d2.... hahahaha joke lng.

bochi ginamit na ni mg. pol yan.... grocery mode.... hahahaha

bwahahahaha nakuha naman nya yung gusto nya dba?hehehehe ito nabasa ko lang sa fHM:
1. my kabarkada over there wants to know if you think im cute.
2. your pants look good on you. but it would look better at the bottom of my bed.hehehehe

d ko lng alam kung nakuha nia gusto nia.....
mukang ibang pickup lyns na 2 ah.... hahahaha

bwahahahaha talo tlga me sa experience kung "magkano" pick up line ang gagamitin.bwahahaha

hndi kse magkano ginagamit mo..... hahahaha