In a bus, a lady hears two Jamaican men engaged in animated discussion:

"Emma cum first. Then I cum. Then two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. Two asses, they cum together again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time".

LADY: "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine! In this country we don't speak aloud about our ex lives in public places!"

JAMAICAN: "Hey coola down lady. Who tokin abouta sex? Ima just tellina my frienda how to spella MISSISSIPPI!"

whoooaaa! hehe! FATHER TALAGA Oh Oh!

parbangun maka ottog
ni MRS
iggem na
agung ni
JOJO
kiniki na
tenged tapos
nagarasaas
ti naimas
iti lapayag,
sana kinuna
"JOJO, awan pantik"
sungbat ni JOJO..
"HAH?
cge "MATUROG KAN, ta tun
bigat igatangan ka"

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3 kumare nagkuwentuhan sa
kanilang xperience about
blowjob sa knilang mga
asawa....

KUMARE1: Ang itlog ni ALAMAT
ko, malamig, pero masarap!

KUMARE2: Oo nga eh! kay JACKLORD ko
malamig din eh,
pero yummy talaga

KUMARE3:dko pa
alam magblowjob, subukan
ko mamyang gabe!

(kinabukasan, bugbug sarado
mukha ni KUMARE3)

KUMARE1,2: bat puro pasa
mukha mo mare?

KUMARE3: pagblowjob ko,
tinanong ko sa asawa ko "bakit init itlog mo? kila kumpare JACKLORD at ALAMAT
malamig".

[quote="BigBoyBato"]parbangun maka ottog
ni MRS
iggem na
agung ni
JOJO
kiniki na
tenged tapos
nagarasaas
ti naimas
iti lapayag,
sana kinuna
"JOJO, awan pantik"
sungbat ni JOJO..
"HAH?
cge "MATUROG KAN, ta tun
bigat igatangan ka"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

padi, ipakpakat mo man dagita experiences mo ti alaga mun hahahah PEACE!!!