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PostSubject: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:43 pm

Pick-up lines ng mga malulufet .
(snoopy did it again) idol talaga... hehehe

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
Very Happy paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
Very Happy ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!!
Very Happy para ma-develop tayo!!

:)4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
Smile
Smile*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
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:)5. Can i take your picture??
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Smile*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!
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:)6. Exam ka ba??
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Smile*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
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:)7. Lecture mo ba ako??
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Smile*** lab kasi kita..
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:)8. Centrum ka ba??
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Smile*** kasi you make my life complete!!
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:)9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
Smile*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
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:)10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
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Smile*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
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:)11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
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Smile*** kasi type kita..
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:)12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..
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Smile*** coz i can't last a day without you!!
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:)13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
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Smile*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
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:)14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
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Smile*** single kasi ako eh..
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:)15.Me lisensya ka ba??
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Smile*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..
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:)16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
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Smile*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
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:)17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa
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:)bang iba?? Wa! la na akong maisip eh..
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Smile*** coz all i ever think of is you..
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:)18. I'm a bee..
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Smile*** can you be my honey??
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:)19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
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Smile*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag mawala ka sa buhay ko..
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:)20. Am i a bad shooter??
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Smile*** coz i keep on missing you..
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:)21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
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Smile*** feeling ko kasi ikaw yung other half ko eh..
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:)22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
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Smile*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
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:)23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
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Smile*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
:)24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
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Smile*** because you give meaning to my life..
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:)25. Bangin ka ba??
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Smile*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..
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:)26. Pustiso ka ba??
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Smile*** kasi, can't smile without you..
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:)27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
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Smile*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
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:)28. Me butas ba puso mo??
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Smile*** kasi! natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!
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:)29. Anung height mo??
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Smile*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
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:)30. Hey, did you fart??
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Smile*** coz you blew me away!!
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:)31. Sana "T" na lang ako..
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Smile*** para i'm always right next to "U"
:)32. Are you Jamaican??
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Smile*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
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:)33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop BAGAY tayo BAGAY tlga tayo
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:)34. Ako ay isang exam kaya sagutin mo na ako...
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:41 am

hahaha!
NICE ONE SOLDIER!!
ETO-ETO!!

ARE YOU A MICROWAVE OVEN??
-COZ YOURE MAKING ME HOT!
IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST?
-COZ YOUR THE BOMB!

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:38 am

The best pick-up line in the world : Magkano?

It works well.3 out of 5.
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:37 pm

Gundoc wrote:
The best pick-up line in the world : Magkano?

It works well.3 out of 5.

bwahahahahahahaha good point. I just couldnt stop laughing.hehehehe

could you light my cig? coz you're so hot you burn me up.

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:05 pm

bochi: a hundred bucks sez i can kiss your lips without touching them
girl: two hundred dollars say you can't.
bochi: (after kissing the girl...) ok. here's your two hundred bucks.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:00 pm

NICE ONE...... eto ayos

karayom k b??????????

liit kse butas mo....... hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:38 pm

bwahahahahaha pwedeng pwede sayo yan... pero duda ko lang masasampal ka.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:22 pm

hahahahahah..... d lng sampal aabutin mo..... cgurado basag..... hashahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:17 am

hahahaha!!
bakit masikip ba??biglang ganun!.
SAMPAL!! hahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:04 pm

bat alam mo?????
cguro natry mo n....haahhah
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:06 pm

bwahahahaha ewan ko lang sa inyo pero ito pinaka effective na pickup line ko... im single... and im sure you know that because your hands are already in my pants.hehehehe

or try this one... wanna go somewhere else... kasi kanina pa ako nagiinit dito eh.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:53 am

how 'bout "so, what do you like for breakfast?" Arrow

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:55 am

ei,mhirap din kung d ako mgshare ng mga killer pick up lines ko.. nway, just try thi if ever you could, this shit works for 1 nyt standers in bars..

"ney adeng, apay agawid kan?.."
(if she replys yes then say this punchline)
"kasjay ngarud lattan?.."

..if she smiles, thats the buying signal and thats when you close the deal.. yebaahh!! hehehe

WARNIG: this is not for the faint hearted.. ask hellboi for proper instructions.
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:07 pm

bwahahah e pano kung sabi sayo habang ihahatid mo na... ganito: apay? agawid tan?hehehe edi diretsong liko na yan dba?hehehe sabay sagot... edi wag muna.hehehehhe

pick up line: your place or mine? or tata cua bee's?hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:16 am

mga master sa kalokohan..... hahaahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:53 pm

it works... u should try it some time.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:56 pm

now i believe n " experience is the best teacher"....... hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:25 pm

balik sa mga pick up lines...

hey! how u doin'?hehehehe

or better yet... feel my hands and u'll know why the women love me.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:03 pm

game pick up line ulit


effective to..........

I made a wish and you came true..... pwede n??????? hahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:28 pm

nyahahahahaha i made a wish... so what the hell are you still doing here?hehehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:32 pm

mas ok ata "magkano?" abangan mo nga lang kung ano dadapo sa mukha mo!!!!! ha ha ha.....pang pick up talaga!!!!! magkano?
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:11 pm

bochi168 wrote:
nyahahahahaha i made a wish... so what the hell are you still doing here?hehehehehe

wrong ka boi!!!!!!!! so what the hell are WE still doing here??????? hahahahaha lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:02 pm

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bochi168 wrote:
nyahahahahaha i made a wish... so what the hell are you still doing here?hehehehehe

wrong ka boi!!!!!!!! so what the hell are WE still doing here??????? hahahahaha lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

para sa d mo trip kausap yung pick up line na ginamit ko.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:31 am

uu nga noh..... hahahahah
tlgang maparaan ka!!!!!!!!! ahahahahah
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:45 pm

effective nga "magkano?" i used it last nyt.....sa quezon ave......ha ha ha!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:52 pm

galing mo...... hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:02 pm

take it from the experienced....try nyo....pwede rin sa timog, morato and makati ave...
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:08 pm

memorize....... "experience is the best teacher".... hahahah mukang talo c BOCHI d2.... hahahaha joke lng.
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:00 pm

bangsniper wrote:
take it from the experienced....try nyo....pwede rin sa timog, morato and makati ave...

sino kasama mo?hehehehehe

tama nga... the best parin na pick up line... magkano?hehehehe pero la me gano experience sa ganito.hehehehe

second best... magknao allowance mo and pang grocery mo?herhehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:56 pm

bochi ginamit na ni mg. pol yan.... grocery mode.... hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:05 am

bwahahahaha nakuha naman nya yung gusto nya dba?hehehehe ito nabasa ko lang sa fHM:
1. my kabarkada over there wants to know if you think im cute.
2. your pants look good on you. but it would look better at the bottom of my bed.hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:41 pm

d ko lng alam kung nakuha nia gusto nia.....
mukang ibang pickup lyns na 2 ah.... hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:57 pm

bwahahahaha talo tlga me sa experience kung "magkano" pick up line ang gagamitin.bwahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Pickup lyns mga papa's jan...   Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:27 pm

hndi kse magkano ginagamit mo..... hahahaha
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