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PostSubject: kids are quick   Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:16 am

Kids Are Quick ________________________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA:
Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but
also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:28 am

GREAT MINDS

Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:16 am

i could not believe that i could actually understand what i was reading... the phenomenal power of human mind, according to a research at cambridge university, it doesnt matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. the rest can de a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. this is because tha human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. amazing huh? yeah and i always thought spelling was important! if you can read this, forward it..... hehehe galing!
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:53 pm

hehe! patal aya pap...
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:34 am

gwapo alud pap... naglisto basaen. hehe
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:12 am

ability and talent yan... hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:13 pm

wala na bng mas mahirap dyan?
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:29 pm

Bob Ong ikaw ba yan??? ah nico ong pala... haha
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:17 pm

wrong, ako c nikko, ahaha
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:53 pm

ahh ganun pala spelling... hahaha

BobOng dito sa forum nikko!!! haha
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:01 pm

harhar... anu kaya ang 22ong name ni bob ong
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:18 pm

Bob Ong pen name lng nia.. ung real name nia is Roberto Ong. kung hindi ka naniniwala check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ong
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:25 pm

haha tiklo ah... ang libro ng bestfriend kong c robert at ako.. ahaha
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:00 am

kala mu ah... lahat me sagot.... hahaha... and mas maganda humor ni bob ong kesa sau... hahaha.. peace bro!
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:32 pm

panu d gaganda humor ni bob eh wala akong ganun eh
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PostSubject: Re: kids are quick   Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:56 pm

hehe... ok balik na tau sa topic..
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