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scorpion queen
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PostSubject: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:11 am

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

EVER WONDER
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- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:19 am

Qoute:Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in his or her shoes, and then when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:35 am

Things to make you stop and think

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:33 pm

Bizarre facts about the Philippines!

1.Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.

2.Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.

3.Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.

4.Everything can be forged.

5.All kinds of animals are edible.

6.Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.

7.Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.

8.People can pay to defy the law.

9.Everything and everyone is spoofed.

10.Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger!

11.Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.

12.Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.

13.Where insurance does not work.

14.Where the government makes the people pray for miracles.

15.Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.

16.Rodents are normal house pets.

17.The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.

18.Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements and;

19.The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.

20.Where alcohol and cigarettes are a necessity; and where the lottery is a commodity.

21.Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.

22.Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.

23.People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a thousand.

24.And where everyone wants to leave the country!

25.Where electric posts are placed in the middle of the streets.

26.Where lots of people know a little of everything, yet when asked to discuss to a group, are mum to say what they have to say.

27.An actor who pretends to be a doctor, makes more money than a real doctor who treats real patients.
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:43 pm

WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:19 pm

ANA???? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:42 am

Well reality hits doesn't it....crazy WORLD we live in

WHAT, HUH, WHO SAID THAT..HUH?? WHAT??

@JIGS & MAVERICK: 2-fun knee! Did ya like that facts???

L M A O....!!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:52 am

mabuhay ang INAT... paano po ba maging myembro ng team? di pa ako myembro e Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:37 pm

sir you got PM!
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:03 pm

21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!!



Our communication - Wireless
Our business - Cashless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our religion - Creedless
Our food - Fatless
Our faith - Godless
Our labor - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our commitment - Aimless
Our poor - Voiceless
Our life - Meaningless

add mo sa facebook mo mg. joey. hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:32 am

wen lagay ko lahat yan sa face book! waahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:21 pm

fb addict ka rin pap joey?
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PostSubject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =)   Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:11 pm

mga inat facebook talaga oh. farmville request naman oh. hahaha
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