kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ________________________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but
also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

i could not believe that i could actually understand what i was reading... the phenomenal power of human mind, according to a research at cambridge university, it doesnt matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. the rest can de a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. this is because tha human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. amazing huh? yeah and i always thought spelling was important! if you can read this, forward it..... hehehe galing!

ability and talent yan... hahaha

wala na bng mas mahirap dyan?

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Bob Ong ikaw ba yan??? ah nico ong pala... haha

wrong, ako c nikko, ahaha

ahh ganun pala spelling... hahaha

BobOng dito sa forum nikko!!! haha

harhar... anu kaya ang 22ong name ni bob ong

Bob Ong pen name lng nia.. ung real name nia is Roberto Ong. kung hindi ka naniniwala check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ong

haha tiklo ah... ang libro ng bestfriend kong c robert at ako.. ahaha

kala mu ah... lahat me sagot.... hahaha... and mas maganda humor ni bob ong kesa sau... hahaha.. peace bro!

panu d gaganda humor ni bob eh wala akong ganun eh

hehe... ok balik na tau sa topic..