PADI
CAFGU
Number of posts : 65
Age : 43
Localisation : Laoag City
Registration date : 2007-03-02
 | Subject: Sex Talk  Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:09 pm | |
| In a bus, a lady hears two Jamaican men engaged in animated discussion: "Emma cum first. Then I cum. Then two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. Two asses, they cum together again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time".  LADY: "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine! In this country we don't speak aloud about our ex lives in public places!"  JAMAICAN: "Hey coola down lady. Who tokin abouta sex? Ima just tellina my frienda how to spella MISSISSIPPI!"  | |
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claur
Lieutenant General
Number of posts : 1169
Age : 35
Localisation : Laoag city
Registration date : 2007-03-02
| | Subject: Re: Sex Talk Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:50 am | |
| whoooaaa! hehe! FATHER TALAGA Oh Oh!  | |
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Ka-el
Admin
Number of posts : 956
Age : 47
Localisation : Ilocoslovakia
Registration date : 2007-02-27
| | Subject: Re: Sex Talk Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:01 am | |
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BigBoyBato
CAFGU
Number of posts : 58
Age : 45
Registration date : 2007-02-27
| | Subject: Re: Sex Talk Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:20 pm | |
| parbangun maka ottog ni MRS iggem na agung ni JOJO kiniki na tenged tapos nagarasaas ti naimas iti lapayag, sana kinuna "JOJO, awan pantik" sungbat ni JOJO.. "HAH? cge "MATUROG KAN, ta tun bigat igatangan ka" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 kumare nagkuwentuhan sa kanilang xperience about blowjob sa knilang mga asawa.... KUMARE1: Ang itlog ni ALAMAT ko, malamig, pero masarap! KUMARE2: Oo nga eh! kay JACKLORD ko malamig din eh, pero yummy talaga KUMARE3:dko pa alam magblowjob, subukan ko mamyang gabe! (kinabukasan, bugbug sarado mukha ni KUMARE3) KUMARE1,2: bat puro pasa mukha mo mare? KUMARE3: pagblowjob ko, tinanong ko sa asawa ko "bakit init itlog mo? kila kumpare JACKLORD at ALAMAT malamig".  | |
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bochi168
Major
Number of posts : 619
Age : 40
Localisation : Ilocos Norte - Home of the real Macoy
Registration date : 2007-04-10
| | Subject: Re: Sex Talk Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:44 pm | |
| [quote="BigBoyBato"]parbangun maka ottog ni MRS iggem na agung ni JOJO kiniki na tenged tapos nagarasaas ti naimas iti lapayag, sana kinuna "JOJO, awan pantik" sungbat ni JOJO.. "HAH? cge "MATUROG KAN, ta tun bigat igatangan ka" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  | |
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maverick
Admin
Number of posts : 2157
Localisation : INAT battle field
Registration date : 2007-02-27
| | Subject: Re: Sex Talk Mon May 07, 2007 11:49 pm | |
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