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scorpion queen 2nd Lieutenant
Number of posts : 396 Age : 103 Localisation : UNITED STATES Registration date : 2008-10-12
| Subject: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:11 am | |
| Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? - - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why - don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? - - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? - - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
EVER WONDER - - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? - - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? - - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? - - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? - - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? - - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid - made with real lemons? - - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? - - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? - - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ria ria | |
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scorpion queen 2nd Lieutenant
Number of posts : 396 Age : 103 Localisation : UNITED STATES Registration date : 2008-10-12
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:19 am | |
| Qoute:Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in his or her shoes, and then when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
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scorpion queen 2nd Lieutenant
Number of posts : 396 Age : 103 Localisation : UNITED STATES Registration date : 2008-10-12
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:35 am | |
| Things to make you stop and think
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering | |
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marc guerrero Post Whore!
Number of posts : 1868 Age : 34 Localisation : philippines Registration date : 2007-02-27
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:33 pm | |
| Bizarre facts about the Philippines!
1.Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
2.Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
3.Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
4.Everything can be forged.
5.All kinds of animals are edible.
6.Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
7.Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
8.People can pay to defy the law.
9.Everything and everyone is spoofed.
10.Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger!
11.Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
12.Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
13.Where insurance does not work.
14.Where the government makes the people pray for miracles.
15.Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
16.Rodents are normal house pets.
17.The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
18.Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements and;
19.The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
20.Where alcohol and cigarettes are a necessity; and where the lottery is a commodity.
21.Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.
22.Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.
23.People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a thousand.
24.And where everyone wants to leave the country! 25.Where electric posts are placed in the middle of the streets.
26.Where lots of people know a little of everything, yet when asked to discuss to a group, are mum to say what they have to say. 27.An actor who pretends to be a doctor, makes more money than a real doctor who treats real patients. | |
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jigs911 Major
Number of posts : 676 Age : 43 Localisation : L.C. Registration date : 2007-08-01
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:43 pm | |
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maverick Admin
Number of posts : 2157 Localisation : INAT battle field Registration date : 2007-02-27
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:19 pm | |
| ANA???? | |
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scorpion queen 2nd Lieutenant
Number of posts : 396 Age : 103 Localisation : UNITED STATES Registration date : 2008-10-12
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:42 am | |
| Well reality hits doesn't it....crazy WORLD we live in WHAT, HUH, WHO SAID THAT..HUH?? WHAT?? @JIGS & MAVERICK: 2-fun knee! Did ya like that facts??? L M A O....!!!!!! @marc: | |
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PALLAS CAFGU
Number of posts : 1 Age : 33 Localisation : USA Registration date : 2009-07-19
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marc guerrero Post Whore!
Number of posts : 1868 Age : 34 Localisation : philippines Registration date : 2007-02-27
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:37 pm | |
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marc guerrero Post Whore!
Number of posts : 1868 Age : 34 Localisation : philippines Registration date : 2007-02-27
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:03 pm | |
| 21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!!
Our communication - Wireless Our business - Cashless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our religion - Creedless Our food - Fatless Our faith - Godless Our labor - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our Follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our commitment - Aimless Our poor - Voiceless Our life - Meaningless add mo sa facebook mo mg. joey. hehehe | |
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joey mas-malala sa whore
Number of posts : 2842 Age : 53 Localisation : Laoag City Registration date : 2008-04-14
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:32 am | |
| wen lagay ko lahat yan sa face book! waahaha. | |
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bangsniper Major
Number of posts : 607 Age : 50 Localisation : Doha Qatar Registration date : 2007-06-28
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:21 pm | |
| fb addict ka rin pap joey? | |
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marc guerrero Post Whore!
Number of posts : 1868 Age : 34 Localisation : philippines Registration date : 2007-02-27
| Subject: Re: Brain Teaser for INAT-Ever Wonder =) Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:11 pm | |
| mga inat facebook talaga oh. farmville request naman oh. hahaha | |
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