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Ka-el
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PostSubject: effective Chrono   effective Chrono Icon_minitimeMon Mar 19, 2007 4:16 pm

-Horn shot 400 Fps 5 mts It is a shot on the forehead. The affected area is swollen to a size that it looks like a horn is growing on your head. (Tried it).

-Enrique Iglesias shot 350 Fps 2 meters It is a shot 2 cm below the glasses and 1cm to the side of the nose. The coagulated blood of the affected area looks like Iglesiasīs wart.

-Big Genital Shot Unknown Unknown No comments. Extremely painful. Ask my friend...or ex-friend (Done it).

-Leper 365 Fps 3 - 4 meters You get shot everywere. There are so many affected areas that it looks like the skin is falling of. (Done it and tried it).

-I Quit Shot 340 Fps 0.5 meters It is a shot in the chest. The affected person is a crybaby and wants to go to mama.

-Crybaby carnage shot 400 Fps Point Blank Every body empties their clip on the crybaby (happens after the I quit shot). The affected corpse goes to mama in a bag (Done it)

For your quick reference, here is how you can tell what you're dealing with:

-ARGGG 280 Standard Shot
-ARGGGGGHHHH 351 Victim thinks - "Iīm not doing this Rambo stuff any more!"
-WOOOARGHHHH 372 Victim thinks - "Yesss I want more!"
-!X@$%! [edited out by RedWolf] 425 Pain provokes severe swearing
-WAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! 450 Victim decides to spend all his money on a bigger gun for vengeance.

-2 SECOND SILENCE followed by AAAAAAAARRGGGH! 800 Some body has managed to slip a lead pellet gun into the game
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PostSubject: Re: effective Chrono   effective Chrono Icon_minitimeMon Apr 23, 2007 1:54 pm

bwahhahahaa nice one papi kael!hehehehe anyway.... thanks for bringing the chrono all the time.hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: effective Chrono   effective Chrono Icon_minitimeMon Apr 23, 2007 11:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: effective Chrono   effective Chrono Icon_minitimeTue Apr 24, 2007 4:18 pm

c general patato... topak.bwahahahaha joke lang.
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